- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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