- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

2 + 2 = 4

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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