- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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