A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Neither have I

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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