How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Poop

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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