guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Anti Joke

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