Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

The truth is he loves her!!

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why can't february march Because april may

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

womens rights

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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