What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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TELL

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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