What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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