- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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