What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Your mums a potato

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Anti Joke

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