Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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12 niqqa 12.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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