What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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