- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

whats black? the colour

Women's Rights

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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