whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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