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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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