What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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