- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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