- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

And you honored it I see :P

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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