What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

rent a cops

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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