Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Oh, go away

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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