What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Your life

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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