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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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