How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Women can vote? WTF

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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