- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Prostitution is bad.......

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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