- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

j.p. is dumb

Sarah Palin's political campaign

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

hi

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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