What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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