Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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This is funny.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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ecks! why zee?

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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