- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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