- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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