Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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A storm be brewin!

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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