- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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