Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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