What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Tucker Rivera

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Women's rights.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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