Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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