- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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