- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

im not food

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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