Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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