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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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You were born.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Women's Professional _________

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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