What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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