- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

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