What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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