Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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