- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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