- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

think twice or at least think

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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[Set up] [No punch line]

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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