Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Caroline Kelly.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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