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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

I have cancer. And you're next.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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