What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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