- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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