If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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you give like i give lomain

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Fine, ladies first.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Balls

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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