why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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