A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Are you black? Kill yourself.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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