roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Once upon a time a was born

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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