- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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