- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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