- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

field day?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

im telling maguire

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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