Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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