- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Just found out that it doesn't work.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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