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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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