Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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