- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

woman's rights

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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