Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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knock knock There's no door

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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