- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

You idiot.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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