- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What did the fish say after he

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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