-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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