What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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