- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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