- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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