Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

hard cheese

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

poop

123 f*ck off

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

James Patrick Campbell

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

A women in the kitchen.

say it ten times fast: oh

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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