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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

I named my son ps2 controller

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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