What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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