- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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