what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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