- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

The american education system.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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