- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Dumbledore dies.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Grace Ackerson

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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