- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

wanna here a joke? you.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's worse than this That :(

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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