- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it