Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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