What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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