Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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