- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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