- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Abortion.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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