- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

nothing

you give like i give lomain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Yo Momma is not fat.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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