- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Hail Heetluh

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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