Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

White NBA players.

Black people.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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