knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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