if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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