*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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