This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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