- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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