Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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