Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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