- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

which one is easiest

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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